Welcome to Ty's Book of Rubbish: Volume 20 page! Here, you will find out the deep thoughts that came from the book. Chances are, you came here out of curiosity from reading the book if porinapocket.com is really a registered domain name or you may have stumbled on to the site by accident from a key word that you used from a Google search engine. Either way, you are here!

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Who Is Fabio? And why do you refer to "Fabio After Dark" for "Tybio"

Back in 1993, Fabio, an Italian bodybuilder who speaks in broken English,  came out with an album called "Fabio After Dark". Fabio whooed the ladies with this awful album as talked romantically over a bed of music  with a compilation of romantic music from various artists. There is one track where he sings an actual song. What's amazing is that despite it was a total flop when it was released (I knew about it when it was a promotional album at one of the radio stations I was at during the time it was released), it is now a highly sought album selling well up to $80 USD. I can't find it at the original price or lower used, so I ended paying $30 for the CD, the lowest price. Here are some samples of the album below: Please Note: The links and audio have been taken off the site due to host spacing reasons.

About Romance

On Inner Beauty

On Films

On Tropical Islands

Fabio Sings: When Somebody Loves Somebody

On Humour

On Surprises

On Slow Dancing

Ciao

In "A Rant", who is Rachel Corrie and why do you hate her so much?

Rachel Corrie became flat as a pancake when she got in the way of a steamroller in Israel and became a hero only among activists. Yes, she was an idiot, because she was protecting old homes that were going to be torn down to build new homes and the people who lived there were previously paid and moved out a long time ago.  Never mind the full stupidity of her, her parents are trying to extort as much money from just her name. They just recently came out with a book, probably the fifth book, since her death in 2003. I guess you need to get a name, you must break laws in country that is not yours and get run over by a steamroller. Then, have your parents try to get rich off of your name. Rachel Corrie is a big joke and doesn't deserve the recognition. She was a  bitch and told "dead baby jokes", did drugs, a vegan, and was a very selfish woman.

I saw the "Old But Classic Computer Joke" and all there was binary numbers. What is the joke?

This joke is really a joke when you go through the trouble of translating it. I highly recommend for you to try the conversion from binary to the joke when you are bored. For those who do not have the time, here's the joke:

Programmer "one liners"

• 'Hello World!' 17 errors, 31 warnings
• It compiled? The first screen came up? Ship it! (Bill Gates)
• 1024x768x256 Sounds like one mean woman
• 2B OR NOT 2B = FF
• A bad day: 'Transfer completed (5720468 bytes, 1 CPS)'
• Apathy Error: Don't bother striking any key.
• Bad or Missing Sysop. Free files in all areas.
• Best 3D game? DOOK. I mean DUME.
• C:\PROGRAMS\FAULTY\TRASH \SICKJOKE\WINDOWS>
• Canadian DOS: 'Yer sure, eh? [Y,n]'
• CAUTION! Do not look into laser with remaining eye.
• Coming soon: Doom III - What The Hell?
• Daddy, what does FORMATTING DRIVE C: COMPLETE mean?
• DEVICE=LIFE LOCKED@AGE25 HEALTH=PERFECT
• Earth is shutting down in five minutes - please save all files and log out
• Error 109: Error 108
• ERROR! Windows found! Formatting Drive C:!
• Ever noticed how fast Windows run? Me neither
• Evolution is God's way of issuing upgrades
• File not found. Nobody leave the room!
• Have a nice day - unless you've made other plans
• Honey, I Formatted The Kid!
• I t#ld yo#, 'Never#touch #he flop#y disk s#rface!'
• I wish life had a scroll-back buffer
• Insert disk 5 of 4 and press any key to continue
• Insert Mouse into drive A: and press any key
• JESUS SAVES; the rest of us better make backups.
• Life's too short to use a slow modem
• LSD: The ULTIMATE in Virtual Reality
• Error: Floppy not responding. Format drive C: instead [Y/N]?
• MafiaDOS: 'Thisa you lasta chance [Y/N]'?
• Moderator not found. Begin flame war [Y,n]?
• MOUSE.DRV not found, use RAT.DRV instead?
• On a hacker's tombstone: CONNECT 1964 - NO CARRIER 1994
• Only XT users know that January 1, 1980 was a Tuesday.
• Out of paper on drive D:
• Press ESC to enter or Enter to escape
• Real_men_don't_need_spacebars.
• REALITY.SYS corrupted. Reboot UNIVERSE [Y,n] ?
• Southern DOS: Y'all Reckon? (Yep/Nope)
• The Earth is 98% full. Please delete anyone you can.
• The Ultimate Virus: A self installing copy of 'Win95'.
• The world is coming to an end-please log off.
• There is a bomb on the premises. Please PANIC immediately.
• This copy of planet Earth has been unregistered for 4 billion years
• Track 0 bad?? Don't worry, there's lots of others
• Troubleshooting Shortcut #1: Shoot the trouble!
• Unknown Error on Unknown Device for Unexplainable Reason
• User Failure: Please Insert a Bootable Brain.
• Welcome to Hell! Here's your copy of WINDOWS
• Will Write Login Scripts For Food
• Windows 6345634.45a: please insert disk 95 of 5645
• Windows 8783837773.2c! We finally got it right. (Bill Gates)
• Windows: the $89 solution to your excess speed problem
• WindowsError:010 Reserved for future mistakes
• WindowsError:042 This virus requires Microsoft Windows.
• Your brain doesn't have enough memory, please make a boot disk
• Machines should work. People should think.

What's with the picture on the back cover? Why did you choose it?

The picture has some significance. I want to get some embarrassing picture because it goes with the theme of the book. I was getting tired of the "proper" pictures of the authors. Not all authors are as boring and stuffy as the pictures show them It is so fake.